I confess, the real Slim Shady is I and yes, I am asstastically asstastic. But you have to call me Night Hawk.
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kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

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thefuuuucomics:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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mendox:

this is the coolest picture on tumblr. 

mendox:

this is the coolest picture on tumblr. 

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

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thefuuuucomics:

the boiled egg one OMFG

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crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 
The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Cat with Megaesophagus

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

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